In defense of the nuclear bomb:
"Okay, yeah yeah...
but if you think about it,
all it really does is level the playing field."
Why guys don't call you back Why guys don't call you backWhy guys don't call you back by ~revscrj
Originaly written for:
The Capital of Nasty, http://www.con.ca
Our prestigious editor in chief has asked me to put an article together on why-guys-don't-call-back from the guy's side of the argument. The funny is that I am being asked to speak for 49.6% of the Human Race when not only do I find myself estranged from all but a dozen or so- IF that; in fact, I often find myself saying "You have got to be fucking kidding me!" regarding their general behaviour... but I suppose I say "Well, that's just fucking typical" nearly as much... I guess that counts as understanding...
So I am sitting here in front of the computer staring at the screen thinking things like:
"Because they have the attention spans of a fruit fly."
"If tits aren't present they only have white noise going on in their skulls."
And "Seven to ten numbers in a row are a lot to realistically ask one of them